Howdy there, pardners - this is Ol Bobby, the biggest, baddest, oldest sex worker this side of the North Saskatchewan River. Thats right - Ol Bobby. The Albertan septuagenarian cowboy prostitute - although I heard em sayin lately we supposed to be called sex workers - god damn it boys, why can't a cowboy just be a goddamn big gay whore anymore? Whole country has gone soft - except me. Anyhow - decided to ride Trigger on over back to my dungeon where I keep my PC running and give you a review. Trigger is my current horse, an American Quarter - but I try not to hold that against him, tarriff bullshit what it is lately. I was also just got done riding this feller with cash named Gunter - but that's a tale for another campfire..
I wanted to thank you for your shout out - regretfully I had to shut down the ol' OnlyFans page some time ago.
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Had to put the ol girl out to pasture with grandpas double-barrel after the Reuters article about their chatters came out. Truth told, amigos - even Ol Bobby had a small crew of folks he'd pay to answer his fan mail - and when I say pay, I mean I'd have sex with them. Because Ol Bobby is willing to recognize the concept of the exchange of service for service instead of them ol goddamn trickle down economic ideals i keep hearing about everywhere in Alberta.
Don't get me wrong, as an older man that is also a massive slut I'm as open minded as they get.. but there gets to be a point when it starts to be more of a job and less of a hobby - and god damn it.. to Ol Bobby being the most rootin tootin ol piece of man-ass on these here Prairies ain't just about the money anymore.
I'm glad you two remembered your time riding with me during your last visit to ol Big Valley, and decided to give me that shout out the other day durin your podcast about ol Jagmeet Singh . I gotta say - the whole idea of him gettin roped up by another OnlyFans creator .. uh.. I mean, 'politically' roped up because of them sayin dumb shit online. Well, maybe also sexually - I ain't ever rode with Jagmeet before - but he looks like he's got really great core strength. Still - that was a pretty dang greenhorn move on his part by not 'vettin' her first a bit better. Then again - its a pretty human thing to be associate with dipshits. I'm from Alberta - trust me, I know.
Best wishes, pardners - keep on running that train.
Your ol pal from the trails -
Ol Bobby