Recently one of my grandsons told me that as long as we are staying here in Canada until the troubles at home are resolved. (Слава Украине!) I honestly didn't take him too seriously because I've had many of my family move here and told me all about Canada, and I already thought it was boring.. I thought you two would prove me right so I didn't bother at first.
I listened to your episode about your Prime Minister being a pugilist and was pleasantly surprised in what an entertaining tale it was. So I resolved to binge all of your episodes while knitting socks for my many grandchildren.
Unfortunately, that was not to be.
That same day (a few weeks ago) I was in a bit of an accident (Якийсь дурень на Пріусі вдарив мене, коли переходив вулицю, зламав мені стегно! Виродок, син дисконтної повії...) and found myself in the hospital with some painful but recoverable injuries. At the time I was very hurt and very angry so I may have put a tiny, flaccid little curse on the сволота з пенісом з кешью..
I apologize if that's not the way things are done in this country, but back home if you hit an old woman with your car and don't stop to trade insurance it's quite common to exercise a tiny bit of black magic on the сука. Andi have always believed you shouldn't do any evil without doing some good as well if you can.
In the meantime, my physiotherapy and time in your luxury-hotel style Canadian medical system has allowed me the time to both knit my socks, knit my body back together and listen to CANADA IS BORING. (The nurses and doctors are all so wonderful and charming, like you two! They live your show too!)
So thank you, Reese and Jessie. You are very very good boys and I am happy to call myself a fan. Keep on telling us all about this beautiful country filled with madness, laughter and knowledge!
